THE THING THAT UPSETS ME THE MOST ABOUT JENSEN ACKLES IS THE FACT THAT WE LITERALLY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT WHAT HE DOES IN HIS FREE TIME BECAUSE HE’S NOT ON SOCIAL MEDIA BUT NOW THAT HE’S ON TWITTER WILLINGLY TWEETING SELFIES BOUT JAM SESSIONS AT 3 AM LIKE ITS A WHOLE OTHER SIDE OF HIM AND IM NOT O K A Y
- me: i have no classes with anybody i know
- my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
- me: no
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently